There are a lot of contenders for the most annoying trope in books or movies.
The hero always finds a parking space directly in front of the building. Bad guys can fire 600 rounds from automatic weapons and hit nothing but drywall. Good guys can fire one shot while diving sideways through a window and somehow hit exactly what they were aiming at.
Police detectives become especially stupid when the plot needs them to be. They will ignore the obvious criminal standing six feet away because the innocent protagonist happened to leave fingerprints somewhere, acted nervous during questioning, and made himself look guilty through a series of decisions no normal person would ever make.
Then, inevitably:
“You have to believe me!”
No. Apparently they do not.
Romantic scenes operate under a completely different set of biological laws. After sex, everyone has perfect hair, fresh breath, flawless skin and absolutely no need to find a bathroom. Nobody snores. Nobody gets a leg cramp. Nobody wakes up looking like they spent eight hours in hand-to-hand combat with a pillow.
Then there are courtroom scenes, where attorneys routinely ignore basic legal procedure and suddenly point toward the gallery.
“Isn’t it true that the REAL killer is sitting right there?”
Everyone gasps.
The judge apparently decides that rules of evidence are more like guidelines.
Movies have also trained us to recognize a whole language of shortcuts. If somebody coughs unexpectedly, start making funeral arrangements. If a woman throws up, she is pregnant. If someone drops a glass, they just received devastating news. If a character says, “I’ll explain everything when I get there,” that character should probably update the beneficiary information on the life insurance policy.
And if a man gets kicked between the legs, Hollywood expects everyone to laugh.
Women may laugh. I don’t know.
Men do not. Every man watching that scene instinctively folds inward and feels a sympathetic pain somewhere deep in his ancestry.
Then there is the villain who finally captures the hero and, rather than simply finishing the job, decides this is the perfect time to explain his entire plan, childhood trauma, investment strategy and five-year vision.
Apparently evil creates a powerful need for autobiography.
Computer hacking is another favorite. Someone types furiously for 14 seconds, hits Enter and says, “I’m in.” In real life, I can spend 14 minutes trying to remember whether my password has a capital letter, a number, a symbol, a blood sample and the name of my third-grade teacher.
But none of those is really the thing that bothers me most.
What bothers me is what they usually represent.
Lazy writing. And sometimes lazy directing. A trope becomes annoying when I can see the writer using it to get out of doing the harder work.
It is harder to create a believable reason for the police to suspect the wrong person than to simply make them idiots. It is harder to create a misunderstanding that two intelligent adults could not solve with one honest conversation. It is harder to write a villain who is genuinely dangerous without making every good character around him incompetent.
So sometimes the script takes the shortcut.
The cop refuses to listen. The hero refuses to explain. The couple overhears exactly 12 seconds of a conversation, leaves before hearing the sentence that would explain everything, and spends the next 40 minutes furious with each other. The villain pauses to give a TED Talk.
And the parking space is waiting right outside.
Some tropes are necessary, of course. Nobody wants to watch an action hero circle downtown for 20 minutes looking for parking. Real life contains long stretches of boredom that stories are right to skip.
But there is a difference between compressing reality and insulting the audience. Good storytelling makes me forget that somebody wrote it. Bad storytelling makes me picture the writers’ room.
I can almost hear someone saying, “Just have the detective refuse to believe him.”
Someone else says, “Wouldn’t the detective notice that the other guy is obviously the murderer?”
“Probably.”
“Should we fix that?”
“Nah. We need another 25 minutes.”
Maybe that is my most annoying trope. Not the perfect parking space. Not the incompetent police. Not the miraculous marksmanship. Not even the death cough. It is the moment when characters stop behaving like actual human beings because the plot needs them to.
Once I can see the writer pulling the strings, the magic is gone. And if the writer can’t come up with a believable way to move the story forward, maybe the hero should just have to park three blocks away like the rest of us.
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