Category Archives: Humor

My Worst Travel Experience: An Airplane Door Disaster

After traveling thousands of miles to Israel and London, I thought the adventure was over. Then an airport vehicle damaged our airplane door, and the airline decided we could fly anyway. Continue reading →

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Weird Movies: Killer Tomatoes, Killer Klowns and Mickey Mouse Gone Mad

I’ve never been a big fan of weird movies. But between murderous tomatoes, alien clowns, mutant sea creatures, and a homicidal Mickey Mouse, a few have slipped through my defenses. And don’t even get me started on that unforgettable theme song. Continue reading →

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Two Books I Never Finished — and Still Think About

Most unfinished books politely disappear from memory. Two did not: The Count of Monte Cristo and Atlas Shrugged—for very different reasons. Continue reading →

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The Best Fictional World for a Vacation

The Shire, Narnia, Hogwarts, Florin and the Star Wars galaxy all sound like great vacation spots—until you start asking practical questions about bathrooms, transportation and mattresses. Continue reading →

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What’s My Favorite Quote? WordPress Asked Me Again

I answered this question on May 1, and I have not collected an entirely new set of life-changing quotations since then. Apparently, WordPress would still like an update. Continue reading →

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Apparently, I Was Asked This for a Reason

Four months ago, WordPress asked whether I believe in fate or destiny. Now the same question has returned wearing a fake mustache. My answer still hasn’t changed. Continue reading →

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My Home Decoration Style Is “Hopefully Clean”

I don’t know whether my home decoration style is modern, traditional or transitional. I’m mostly hoping it’s clean, comfortable and organized enough that I can find what I need. Continue reading →

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Apparently, This Ending Needed a Rewrite

Just 32 days after asking which book ending I would change, WordPress asked which ending I would rewrite. So before answering again, I had a few words for the Daily Prompt department. Continue reading →

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Do I Even Feel Bad About My Screen Time?

Yes, I probably play too many games on my phone. Some exercise my brain. Others involve a penguin racing downhill on a sled. The real problem may not be my screen time, but the judgment packed into one little word: “even.” Continue reading →

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If I Had to Be an Animal, I’d Reluctantly Choose a Cat

If I had to be an animal for a week, most of the choices sound less like an adventure and more like a sentence. After ruling out bears, lions, dolphins, birds, and even dogs, I reluctantly land on the one animal I do not particularly like. Continue reading →

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