Tag Archives: humor

If Something Had My Name on It

Posted on March 30, 2026 by Douglas Blaine

If something carried my name, I wouldn’t want it to be just a building or a street people pass without noticing. If it means anything, it ought to connect to something useful, lasting—or at least something properly aged. Continue reading →

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What Makes Me Laugh? Usually the Things Nobody Planned

Posted on March 29, 2026 by Douglas Blaine

A great sitcom, a classic comedy, sharp stand-up, and the occasional perfectly timed line from real life all have one thing in common: the best laughter usually arrives when nobody is forcing it. Continue reading →

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Five-Year-Old Me Had No Career Plan Whatsoever

Posted on March 28, 2026 by Douglas Blaine

Some children grow up announcing they want to be astronauts, doctors, or firefighters. At five years old, I had no such vision. My first serious ideas about the future didn’t show up until much later — and when they did, they came with names like Bob Costas and Pulitzer Prize dreams. Continue reading →

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Luck, Ladders, and Cracked Sidewalks

Posted on March 12, 2026 by Douglas Blaine

Doug reflects (with humor) on superstition, lucky socks, broken mirrors, and why prayer makes a lot more sense than luck. Continue reading →

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If I Were an Animal… Probably a Golden Retriever

Posted on March 11, 2026 by Douglas Blaine

Loyal, observant, occasionally distracted, and always appreciative of a good treat—if I had to compare myself to an animal, the golden retriever might be the closest match. Continue reading →

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Where Would I Go On a Shopping Spree?

Posted on March 9, 2026 by Douglas Blaine

If someone handed me an unlimited credit card and said “Go on a shopping spree,” we’d probably need to establish a spending limit—or at least a time limit. Because if I wander into the right bourbon store with no guardrails, things could get expensive very quickly. Continue reading →

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My Middle Name: The Case of the Missing Brick

Posted on March 8, 2026 by Douglas Blaine

My middle name is Blaine. My dad wanted Brick. One of those names sounds intimidating. The other sounds like the kid who might accidentally eat paste. Continue reading →

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What Bores Me (Besides This Question)

Posted on February 22, 2026 by Douglas Blaine

“What bores you?” might be the most boring question ever written. But if we’re going to talk about boredom, let’s at least do it honestly — with a little ADHD, a little sarcasm, and a firm stance against bland prompts, pointless meetings, and oatmeal-level creativity. Continue reading →

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Hydration Depends on the Mood (and the Meeting)

Posted on February 21, 2026 by Douglas Blaine

What’s my favorite drink? That depends. If I’m melting in Florida heat, it’s Glacier Cherry (which is somehow white). If I’m teaching, it’s a giganto Wawa concoction. If I’m reflective at my desk… well, that answer comes in amber. Context matters—even in a cup. Continue reading →

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The Budget Whisperer (In Training)

Posted on February 17, 2026 by Douglas Blaine

I’d love to tell you that I operate on a color-coded spreadsheet with quarterly projections and a fully funded emergency account labeled “Unexpected Appliance Apocalypse.” The truth? My budgeting style has historically been more improvisational jazz. I’m getting better — slowly — and Future Doug is very proud of that. Continue reading →

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